Baby On Board

"Holy shit I'm pregnant..." For the most part, that's all I've been able to think for the last few weeks. You only do something for the first time ONCE, so being with child for the first time feels like a big freakin' deal to us. I want to make sure I write everything down so [...]

thirty

thirty

I woke up on the morning of my 30th birthday in Palm Springs with the worst hangover of my thirties and was greeted at the mirror by a monster pimple on my cheek. Cool. I thought we'd be done with breakouts by now, but my face hasn't gotten that memo. I've spent the last year [...]

Anti-Social Media

Anti-Social Media

Alternate title for this post: Deep Thoughts About Shallow Things Is there anyone more annoying than a Facebook "friend" you don't know that well who pops up on your feed and melodramatically announces that they're deleting Facebook friends? "If you're reading this, you're SO lucky you made the cut because I just went on a [...]