Oh, Thanks!

Although I don't really like the idea of sitting down to a traditional Thanksgiving dinner and taking turns saying what we're all thankful for ("I'm thankful to be here with all you dummies") before we can wolf down some mashed potatoes, I still want to mention what I am thankful for this year. 2016 has [...]

Just The Nail Tips

I am pretty much a textbook Type B person, except when it comes to one thing: my nails (I guess that's technically 10 things). I could give a shit about my toenails, but I am an anal retentive monster when it comes to the upkeep of my fingernails, needing to have them buffed, filed, and [...]

How To Wear Leather Without Looking/Feeling Like A Dominatrix/Biker Chick

There's absolutely nothing wrong with looking/feeling like a dominatrix/biker chick if you're into that. I'm just not, okay? So when I wear this faux leather, cut out back BB Dakota dress with black Kate Spade ankle booties, I pair it with my pink feather jacket. I think it takes the look from "I might stab [...]

Dream Big

Have you ever heard the saying "Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"? Well, I hate to be Buzz Kill Blumer, but it's false. If you're shooting for the moon and you miss, you'll still, technically, be about 98 million miles away from the closest star. A much preferable [...]