Just Add Water


PLEASE FORGET THAT I EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT COLD WEATHER. I FUCKING HATE THIS HUMID/HOT BULLSHIT, FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE MONTH OF AUGUST. At least when it’s cold out, you can always add layers to warm yourself up; what’re you supposed to do when it’s hot as balls outside?! Strip down naked, but then what?! You can’t take your skin off!

Before Joel took down our white trash above ground pool, we had a place to cool off in the 100% humidity, but now I have to rely on cold showers when I bring my sweaty ass home everyday. Do me a favor this weekend? Jump in the nearest body of water, K? There’s a fountain a few miles away with my name on it…


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