Don’t Rain On My Parade

Sometimes I go through these weird periods of random depression where I can't seem to find inspiration anywhere. A life with a lack of inspiration is not a life I want to live.  Some days I just want to be like blah blah blah blah blah bleh bleh bleh bleh blehhhhhhhh mahhhhhhkaesjfoaijdvkzsdjvozseihfao;wiefhao;sdjvlzskdnfksehorifjscdkldjfzksd dakfoiwef sioeafhaoisd vsdkfjaweihfaw c [...]

The (Sheet) Mask(s)

After "yes, honey, your ass does look fat in those jeans", the top insult you can say to a woman is "you look tired". My brother recently moved to Pittsburgh and he likes to tell me how tired I look all the time. I'm just like "well, bro, you're looking at me sans make-up and [...]

Summer Simmer Pot

Breaking news: simmer pots are not just for Fall/Winter! Yeah sure, having your home smell like an apple pie filled heaven in mid-November is amazing, but why do Spring/Summer seem to get left out of the mix? I took to Pinterest to look up Summer Simmer Pot recipes, but only found a handful as opposed [...]