Dear Douchebag

You would not believe the things that come out of my mouth sometimes (better out than in, amIright?!). Actually, since I have this whole blog [usually] talking about none other than Me, Me, Me, maybe the fact that I can be a pretentious asshole isn't completely unbelievable. I am a big fan of thinking before [...]

The Honeymooners

Honeymoon planning is in full swing and WE ARE SO EXCITED because we're going on a... Eurotrip! Joel's never been to Europe (I've totally been to Europe, okay) so he is marginally more excited than me, but we are both through the roof elated. Because Joel is smarter than the average person and really good [...]

Detroit, MI

  When you think of Detroit, Michigan, some things that probably come to mind are: extremely high crime rate, bankruptcy, decrepit/derelict houses, or bitter cold (It's So Cold In The D). You may also think of cars because Detroit, also known as the Motor City, is the automotive capital of the world. Even though I've [...]

Registry 101

  Joel and I are NOT registering anywhere for wedding gifts. We have a house that we completely renovated and furnished. We are in no need of a new toaster or ย a blender. Not only do we not really need anything, but this method will hopefully make it a lot easier on our out of [...]

Faux Fur For Sure

  If there's one thing I love in life (you know, besides God, Joel, my friends, my family, my job, etc.) it's animals. I love animals so much. I love furry animals, scaly animals, and slimy animals; you name it I love it. That being said, I also love to eat animals. Furry animals, scaly [...]

Hold Me, Tinder

I respect the crap out of online dating! I've never made an account for myself but, wait, that's a lie... I made an eHarmony profile when I was 19, but when I got to the end of the survey part, they wanted me to pay for it and was like "byeeeeee". It takes balls to [...]